Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer grasp on some totally rad tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we sell the baddest gizmos this side of the scrap yard. Our rates might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through steel like butter, potion bottles that brew healing potions in a flash, and even a